Corporate Bullshit Generator


1. Click the Generate bullshit button

2. Watch bullshit appear in the box. (you can copy at will and share with corporate friends)

3. Repeat to taste, as many times as you want. Warning: It can be addictive

Latest Update: Check out the Graphical Bullshit generator. Press the "GO" button on the image and BINGO!

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Space of mind

Today I personally created a Corporate Bullshit phrase that very well could turn out to be classic.

But first some word definitions.

Occupy = take over somebody's place in a hostile way.

Mind = a person's very private place used for thinking.

Customer = person.

Space = nothing.

OK, hold on tight. This is what I told a sales person after he told me we wouldn't win a deal:

"We haven't occupied the right place in the customer's mind".

I could've said that he's not thinking about us. But why use plain words that mean something?


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