Today I personally created a Corporate Bullshit phrase that very well could turn out to be classic.
But first some word definitions.
Occupy = take over somebody's place in a hostile way.
Mind = a person's very private place used for thinking.
Customer = person.
Space = nothing.
OK, hold on tight. This is what I told a sales person after he told me we wouldn't win a deal:
"We haven't occupied the right place in the customer's mind".
I could've said that he's not thinking about us. But why use plain words that mean something?
Nah!
Dilbert
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