Leadership meeting on staff reduction (actually the Corporate BS term headcount was used).
HR VP saying: "we need to make sure that people get a positive downsizing experience".
Stunning! Not only are we firing people. We're going to make people smile in the process.
I guess VP is not so decent on the descent.
Dilbert
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