Corporate Bullshit Generator

Instructions:



1. Click the Generate bullshit button



2. Watch bullshit appear in the box. (you can copy at will and share with corporate friends)

3. Repeat to taste, as many times as you want. Warning: It can be addictive



Latest Update: Check out the Graphical Bullshit generator. Press the "GO" button on the image and BINGO!

Share on Facebook


What is the most annoying or overused phrase or buzzword in the workplace today? What is your favourite? Tell Us!

Bribery

So, Siemens , the German telecoms equipment provider was sentenced to pay a €201m fine for bribery. Read the article here: http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/160aa23a-72ad-11dc-b7ff-0000779fd2ac.html

Are you really surprised? Corporations are run by people and people do bad things. What's the big news?

Actually you can trust people a little more because most have a conscience.

Hmm, leads me to believe that som VPs might not be human. At least not humane.

No comments:

Post a Comment

What do YOU think? Share your views!

Dilbert

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...